Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
When did we convert life to cartoon?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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