i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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