at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
You can't special order awesome
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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