Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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