I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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