Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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