i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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