You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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