is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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