You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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