my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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