just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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