i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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