Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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