please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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