I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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