I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?