are you still at the devil's house?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard