what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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