When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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