Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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