Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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