that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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