so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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