# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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