I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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