What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
