I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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