i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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