something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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