Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I am mentally ready for anal.
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