I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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