The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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