theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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