If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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