If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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