I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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