Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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