if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i think my cat just said my name.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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