My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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