i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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