Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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