I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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