weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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