is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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