Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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