when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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