I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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