My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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