This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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