her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
false alarm. still invincible.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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