elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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