whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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