If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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