doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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