am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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