in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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