It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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