ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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